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Welcome to Catalyst Growth Marketing, where we take your privacy extremely seriously—almost as seriously as we take our ad campaigns. We get it, privacy policies are usually the legal equivalent of watching paint dry, but we promise to make this as entertaining as possible while still being 100% legally compliant.

This document explains how we collect, use, store, share, and protect your personal information when you visit our website, interact with our services, or just lurk on our pages like a digital ghost. Either way, if you’re here, you deserve to know what we’re doing with your data. So, let’s get into it.

Privacy Policy

Last Updated: 01/20/2025

1. What Information We Collect (Yes, We Know Things, But Not in a Creepy Way)

We collect information when you visit our site, engage with our content, fill out a form, or interact with our ads. The good news? We’re not tracking what you had for lunch or your deepest, darkest secrets. The bad news? We do track things like IP addresses, browser types, and what pages you linger on.

Here’s what we collect:

Information You Provide to Us (Because You Chose To)

  • Your name, email, and phone number when you fill out our contact forms

  • Billing and payment details if you sign up for services (we don’t store your credit card info, don’t worry)

  • Any messages, feedback, or snarky comments you send us

 

Information We Collect Automatically (Because the Internet Is Like That)

  • Your IP address (basically, your digital home address)

  • What device you’re using (laptop, phone, microwave—just kidding, we don’t track microwaves… yet)

  • Your browsing activity on our site, like what pages you visit and for how long

 

Information from Third-Party Sources (The Internet Talks, You Know)

  • If you interact with our ads on platforms like Google or Facebook, we might get some anonymous behavioral data

  • Google Analytics tells us things like what pages are most popular (but not whether you’re enjoying them)

  • If you’ve ever clicked on one of our ads, we may have data about that too

2. How We Collect Your Information (No, We’re Not Psychic, But We’re Pretty Smart)

We collect your info in a few ways, none of which involve hacking into your personal diary.

  • When You Submit Forms: If you fill out a contact form or request a quote, we get your info because, well… you gave it to us.

  • Through Cookies & Tracking Tools: These little digital breadcrumbs help us understand what’s working on our site and what isn’t.

  • Via Third-Party Tools: Platforms like Google Analytics and ad networks give us insights about visitor activity, but no personally identifiable secrets.

3. Why We Collect Your Information (Not for Fun, We Promise)

We collect your data because it helps us run our business. Here’s what we actually do with it:

  • Improve our website experience

  • Respond to inquiries and customer service requests

  • Track advertising effectiveness (so we don’t waste money on bad campaigns)

  • Comply with legal requirements (because the law says we have to)

  • Send you marketing emails—but only if you actually want them

 

We don’t sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties. That’s shady, and we’re not about that life.

4. How We Store, Use, Share, and Disclose Your Information (This Is the Boring But Important Part)

We keep your information as secure as Fort Knox, using industry-standard encryption, firewalls, and all the other tech wizardry necessary to keep hackers at bay.

 

Here’s the reality:

  • We store your data on secure servers (because Post-it notes aren’t exactly reliable).

  • We use it to improve our services—like making sure our website doesn’t feel like it was built in 1998.

  • We don’t share it with shady third-party marketers (seriously, we hate spam as much as you do).

 

However, we may disclose your data if:

  1. The Law Makes Us Do It – If law enforcement or government agencies demand it, we’re not going to risk jail time for you, sorry.

  2. We Need to Protect Our Rights – If someone tries to hack us, steal our data, or do something illegal, we may use data to defend ourselves.

  3. We Work With Service Providers – We partner with platforms like Google, Facebook, and payment processors, who help us run our business.

5. How We Contact You (No Unsolicited Midnight Texts, We Promise)

We might contact you if:

  • You fill out a form asking for more info

  • You sign up for emails (and don’t immediately regret it)

  • You do something super interesting on our site that makes us think you’d love to work with us

  • We need to follow up on a service you requested

 

You can unsubscribe anytime—no hard feelings. Just click the "unsubscribe" link or email us with a dramatic "TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST!" and we’ll get the message.

6. Cookies & Tracking Tools (Not the Delicious Kind, Unfortunately)

Yes, we use cookies. No, they don’t have chocolate chips.

Cookies help us:

  • Remember if you’ve visited before (so we don’t keep welcoming you like it’s your first time)

  • Track which pages you find interesting (or boring)

  • Improve our ad targeting (so you see ads that actually make sense)

 

You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but it might make our site look weird.

7. How to Withdraw Consent (A.K.A. The “Leave Me Alone” Clause)

If you don’t want us to have your data, you can:

 

We’ll remove your data faster than you can say "data privacy rights."

8. Privacy Policy Updates (Because Things Change, Even This Page)

We reserve the right to update this policy anytime we feel like it (or, more accurately, when legal updates force us to). Any major changes will be posted here, so feel free to check back—though we know you probably won’t.

9. Contact Us (We Swear We’re Friendly)

If you have questions, concerns, or just want to say hi:

📧 Email: hello@catalystgrowthmarketing.com
📍 Address: 5501 Balcones Drive, Suite A103, Austin, Texas 78731

 

We appreciate you trusting us with your data, and we promise to use it wisely—because in this day and age, digital trust is everything.

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